When you finished reading a page
Wait i dont remember what i just read.
June 2011
87 posts
when you use an insult you saw on tumblr in real life and people look at you like you're a genius.
That extremely painful moment when you accidentally bite your tongue.
When you've been crying in your room and somebody asks if they can come in
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It's ya boy WIIIIIZZZZYYYYYY →
360nobs.com
I absolutely adore WizKid!
His first album will be released this Wednesday and I couldn’t be more excited!! ::swoon::
Click the link for a preview of some tracks off the album.
Little Secret
Lil Twist ft. Bow Wow
Lil Twist ft Bow Wow - Little Secret <333
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Okay if this doesn't get a million reblog I can't see how tumblr can be useful ..
see the tear in the dog’s eye .. yeah I know some people will see this and just scroll over but do you think it’s worthwhile just filling your tumblr with stuff that has no point rather then making people aware of their acts It only takes a button press :(
i waz just going to scroll over it :L
Natalie McDonald, who appears on page 1 59 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, was a real person. She was a nine-year-old girl from Toronto, Canada, who was dying of leukaemia. She wrote to JK Rowling asking what was going to happen in the next Harry Potter book as she would not live long enough to read it. The kindly author emailed back, but Natalie had died a day earlier. In tribute, she became a first-year student at Hogwarts named by the Sorting Hat in Gryffindor - the house for the brave at heart - in the fourth book.
This is why i have so much respect for J.K.Rowling. This was an incredibly kind and selfless thing for her to do. That poor little girl will now live on forever, in one of the greatest series ever.
i have so much love for jk rowling.
Listen
JUST PRESS PLAY.
Anybody who grew up in the 90’s and doesn’t know this song is a deprived child.
This song will haunt me even when i’m dead.
started dancing in my seat.
ALWAYS reblog <333333
FOREVER REBLOG <3
FOREVER REBLOG
HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT, THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SONG WHEN I WAS LIKE 3. AKJHDKSJAGDHKSJAGHDSALKG
THE MEMORIES
I SO REMEMBER THIS
THE FUCKIN MEMORIES
Now it’s stuck in my head T__T
^ THAT TAEMIN GIF IS SO DAMN ACCURATE
FOREVER REBLOG
the notes. the gifs. i love tumblr.
forever fucking reblog;).
REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE TO INSTALL THIS TUMBLR SIDEBAR.
Omg, it works. Yay
Does work :D
yay :—-D messages are back on my dash.
Aha didn’t expect this to actually work :)
Student gets caught for whispering in class.
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
What’s wrong here
Try to find the error. It’s impossible.
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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.OH I GET IT NOW! :D HAHA, WOW.
Okay. Fifth time reblogging this and I finally get it.
fuck my dick
What’s wrong here
Try to find the error. It’s impossible.
AAA
BBB
CCC
DDD
EEE
FFF
GGG
HHH
III
JJJ
KKK
LLL
MMM
NNN
OOO
PPP
QQQ
RRR
SSS
TTT
UUU
VVV
WWW
XXX
YYY
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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.OH I GET IT NOW! :D HAHA, WOW.
Okay. Fifth time reblogging this and I finally get it.
fuck my dick
when you have guests over
YOUR MOM’S LIKE
BUT WHEN YOUR GUESTS LEAVE, SHE’S LIKE
MY MUM. ALL THE TIME
fuck yes.
How other teens dance:
how you and your friends dance:
BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem.
When I don't understand a problem on my math homework...
Me watching a funny movie
My mom watching the same movie:
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Why all the Beyonce hate?
She can’t help it that she’s flawless, amazing, talented, beautiful, takes a shit more elegantly than y’all, and has a better lace front!
All these hurtful words are penetrating my cold heart and making Carmen sad. My eyes are now leaking because of all you guises hateful words…
